she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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