White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
