Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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