This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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