it wasn't lemon gatorade
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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