You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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