I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
