let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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