how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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