Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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