So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
