don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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