IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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