i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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