Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
you never un-have a 4some
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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