It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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