those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Randomize
