the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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