i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
i've created a new STD.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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