I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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