Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
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