I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
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