Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Someone came in the potted fern
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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