So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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