I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I lost the right to judge tonight
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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