Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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