Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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