True but thats because hes a fetus.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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