i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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