i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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