Pregnant stripper...not hot.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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