so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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