I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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