Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Randomize
