Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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