You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
It's just like the Real World with babies
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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