I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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