glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
