U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Text me some of your sweat
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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