Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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