You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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