I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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