So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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