i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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