I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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