a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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