i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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