at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Just high enough for therapy.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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