capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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