my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
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