Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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