If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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