he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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