Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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